you’re not alone dear, i mean idk what people see in him tbh.

• yeah he made all the women (men included) fall in love with him in the movie The Notebook with his charm and clever lines, such as
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• as for me, and i guess for you too, that charm did us no good whatsoever
• oh god and that awful movie he also starred in, Lars and the Real Girl? jfc everyone thinks he’s so adorable in that movie *eye roll* let’s be honest, he was creepy as fuck 
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• look at that face and awful mustache, geez he looks like a rapist, hide yo’ kids hide yo’ wife and hide yo’ husband coz he be rapin’ errone.
• and those other movies he was in was major zzZZZzzzZZzz
• enough about his shitty acting skills, let’s move on to his appearance shall we?
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• HOW CAN SOMEONE BE ATTRACTED TO THAT FACE!??!?! 
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• who cares if he’s goofy or loves animals or the fact that he has amazing sense of style, who cares about those right?
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• you know what i don’t get? the fact that he’s in all the covers of magazines, like who would buy them right? and i don’t get why he’s on the list of people’s sexiest man alive when he’s not even hot
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• i heard he’s a part of this band called Dead Man’s Bone, wanna know why they’re called that? coz they play like dead ppl HAahah Aha AHa h A
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• let’s not forget about his shitty ass personality too, if you’ve seen his interviews, oh god, you’d probably hate him more than ever
• so like he’s really humble and charming in his interviews, but who gives a shit about that right? yeah